Plus One: If you don’t know where it is, you won’t get there.Plus Two: When you get there, you won’t wanna leave.
Plus Three: After you do leave, you will feel like a million smackeroos!
The place is called RazzleDazzle. Officially, it’s a barber shop. But unless you somehow teletransported outta the refined past of haberdashers and boot blacks, it’s unlike any barber shop you’ve ever been to. I’m talkin’ swank, dig? And I’m talkin’ the kinda attention to detail heretofore generally given to dames. Located down a plaza corridor on picturesque Miracle Mile in good ol’ Coral Gables, RazzleDazzle is just the joint to hit if you’re looking for a keen cut, close shave and a swift shine. Of course, you should also be the kinda cat who’s inclined to swing in gentlemen’s clubs and prefer stirred martinis. Just as you’d probably be better off if you’ve got a way with the ladies.
Why? ‘Cause this joint is run by two of the hippest chicks in town, that’s why. I mean Esmeralda and Elena Linares. And that means only players need apply. Of course, I hyperbolize. Hell, you could be on a year-long dating wait and still leave RazzleDazzle with a spring in your step. And you know that dames dig a confident cat. Well, one trip to this groomer and you’ll have ‘em purring in your backseat.
And get this! Your wallet won’t even feel it. That’s right, RazzleDazzle is utterly reasonable: $15 & $30 for the cuts; $12 & $24 for the shaves; $5 and $10 for the shines. They also provide hand care, foot care, and a scalp, neck and shoulder massage that’ll only run you a buck a minute. Not that you could put a price on the Mack Daddy way the Lenares dames make you feel; just as you can’t buy cool. But you sure as hell can try. So, pony-up boys and pamper your bad self. Hell, you’re worth it – aren’t you?
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